When Mr. Wattson® is feeling industrious, he packs away his legs and elegantly does his job from the wall. His signature joint flexibility allows him to really focus on the job at hand. He also likes that he gets to read over your shoulder. He wishes you’d read more novels and less self-help books. Here is Mr. Wattson's® wall lamp look suited up in fashion black. He likes to say “Look, I’m suited UP.” He’s trying to make a joke about the fact that he’s wearing a suit while UP on the wall. It’s a bit tiresome.

Here is Mr. Wattson's® wall lamp in a sophisticated an understated nardo grey. He once helped someone read Fifty Shades of Grey - he joked that he was the 51st shade.

What kind of wall lamp would Mr. Wattson® be if didn’t come in a creamy almond white milk colour that comfortably blends against a more neutral wall? His best is when you put your cup of coffee on your bedside table below him. When you’re not looking, he leans over and says to the coffee cup “Would you like some almond milk with that?”